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SPOILER ALERT: Who Got Auf’d on Project Runway’s Season Premiere

July 17, 2008

Season 5 of Project Runway kicked off Wednesday with a familiar face, season 1 finalist Austin Scarlett, and a familiar challenge, which–no coincidence—the bridal designer won back in 2004. Yes, Runway fans, the designer contestants went grocery shopping at Gristedes, where they had $75 to create an outfit from anything you can pick up at the food emporium.

Sadly, few of this season’s 16 competitors used food (Scarlett created his winning look from cornhusks), and instead relied heavily on tablecloths and other fabric-like substitutes. Even Runway’s sage mentor Tim Gunn criticized all the tablecloths he saw when he did his walkabout in the workroom. Well, what the contestants lacked in imagination, they made up in personality.

Let’s talk about 23-year-old neon-loving Blayne, who is already threatening last year’s champ Christian Siriano in the most-overused catchphrase department with his ubiquitous “Holla at ya, boy.”

Meanwhile, Jarell is gunning for season 2’s Santino Rice’s mantle with his pitch-perfect Tim Gunn impression. And who can resist the charms of tattooed Kelli, whose dress made of vacuum cleaner bags stained with bleach earned her immunity and the show’s first win.

Now on to the bad news: Jerry Tam, this year’s first auf’d designer. The 32-year-old has an impressive pedigree (he’s worked for Zac Posen and owns his own line, FORM) – but to quote contestant Kenley: “Jerry’s garment looks like he created something for an ax murderer!” And when designer judge Michael Kors compared his raincoat and dress ensemble to a “handiwipe gone wrong,” we knew it was time for Tam to say “sew long.”

As for other the night’s other highlights:
• Poor Stella’s outfit looked like garbage, but that’s because it was! (Seriously, she used garbage bags.) Maybe her design could have doubled as a barf bag: “It makes you want to vomit all over,” she gravely intoned about showing her design on the runway.

• Leanne may have dubbed herself the “the silent fashion assassin,” but there’s nothing stealthy about announcing that to the world.

• And while Jerry got the boot, it was hard not to appreciate his confidence. Even while packing up, he assured the cameras, “I make beautiful clothes, and I know that’s what people want.” –Brian Orloff

Check back later for our exclusive Q&A with Jerry.

Tell us: Did Jerry deserve to go? Who has the potential to go deep in the competition? And who’s your favorite “character” this season?

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KC July 17th, 2008

Heck yeah! That dude definitely needed to kick rocks with that foolishness!

spuddyboy July 17th, 2008

Either Jerry or Stella could have been fairly aufed. Their attempts were both pathetic. Kelli showed great creativity in her winning design imo. I was disappointed that there wasn’t more actual food used, though. As far as favorite, too soon for me to tell. But Blayne is already on thin ice with me; I will look forward to every time he gets his butt kicked, unless he picks up a little humility and good taste.

jerry July 17th, 2008

I SHOULDNT OF GONE HOME!

Jonathan Bodack July 17th, 2008

Jerry had to go because his design wasn’t too attractive, but I would’ve loved to have seen Stella go because her design was made out of garbage bags! Only time will tell who has the potential to go through in season 5 of Project Runway! As far as who’s my favorite character so far this season, I’m not sure just yet, etc.?

Jonathan Bodack July 17th, 2008

I want to wait & see how else everybody does, then maybe I’ll decide who’s my favorite designer for this season, etc.?

bfreak July 17th, 2008

I have a feeling that Blane is next. You can tell he does not humility or taste as Spuddyboy mentioned. No woman wants to wear a diaper!! What is worse is that he actually thought his work was GOOD!!! At least Stella knew her work was garbage, no pun intended. And Jerry… American Psycho wants its outfit back, (watch the movie, its almost an exact replica.)

Lulu July 17th, 2008

Blayne should have def gone home…at least Jerry made something you could wear out in public (barely, but nonetheless). Blayne’s creation just baffled me.

REBECCA July 17th, 2008

OKAY first of all i really loed the cup dress. SECOND of all BLAYNE is a big WANNABE christian who’s trying to make some kind of “revolutionary” clothing that really is a bunch of crap moshed together. there is a difference between fashion forward and some shapeless hideous designless ick. ANYWAY CHRISTIAN SIRIANA WAS THE FIRST AND THE ONLY AND HIS FIERCNESS WILL NEVER BE MATCHED OR SURPASSED. Unlike Blayne who just talked the talk, he talked the talk and walked the walk…… He was allowed to be amazing because his clothes were. CHRISTIAN IS A HOT TRANNY MESS and Blayne is Just a wannabe tranny!!!!!!!!!!!

Ann July 17th, 2008

I was very skeptical of the judging last night — although although they got the winner right. Even though Jerry’s design lacked an oomph factor, it was DESIGNED and WEARABLE. That peter-pan collar, the fastenings. Hey, peeps, some WORK went into that as well as, again, design. I liked the lightness and crispness of it. The trash (literally) thrown together by Stella and the insanity that was Blayne’s entry was not even on the same planet as Jerry’s. This is not just my opinion, this is TRUE. FACT. NOT ARGUABLE. Which leads me to think that they kept the other actual losers because they thought they would make “good TV.” Blayne, (Xtian wannabe) who right off the bat worked on trademarking his “deliciousness” and edgy (only in her demeanor, not in her designs) Stella who is “a designer to Rock Royalty.” Please. Don’t go Apprentice on us. Just AWF the truly worst designer and the ratings will come. OK? Oh, and bring Jerry back.

ktee August 14th, 2008

STOP HATIN ON BLAYNE!!!!!!!!!!

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