Just when we couldn’t get enough of The Real Housewives of New York City, Bravo was kind enough to give us more! More catfights, more locations, more huh? moments with Kelly and more unforgettable quotes. Keep reading for our favorites. – Mark Dagostino
“What is this McCord-VanKempen? What is that? She’s so close to him that they practically walk together as one unit, and yet she retained her name? If they were born as Siamese twins they would look exactly the same way.”
– Gloria, Jill Zarin’s mom, on Silex
“Wouldn’t it be funny if I just took my top off?”
– Bethenny, hanging with her shirtless gay pals on Fire Island
“You may look at me and say, ‘Oh yeah, she’s pretty, she has a good body,’ but guess what? My business head? Ten times better than my beauty.”
– Ramona Singer, on her business acumen
“My gay-dar does not go off on Simon at all.”
“But I would kill for his shoes!”
– Alex McCord’s gay friends, on her husband Simon VanKempen
“In these times when banks are closing and people are freaking out and nobody has any money and people are putting money underneath their mattresses, maybe I can lean down a little bit and donate clothes to people who really need it.”
– Kelly Bensimon, on being charitable
“I’ve never worn anything ugly.”
– Kelly, on her wardrobe
“It’s not that I’m not comfortable with my body. I walk around my house naked all the time.”
– Bethenny Frankel, on a second date with a photographer
“When we know that we’re stirring someone, or maybe annoying someone, we like to just do it a little more. That’s what we do. We really like to play with people.”
– Alex, on provoking people with fashion
“If Simon were gay, he would be out and proud and marching and he would have a rainbow flag tattooed on his forehead!”
–Alex, answering viewer questions about her husband
Tell us: What were your favorite Housewives quotes?
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